Finally, it's here. The babi virus is finally here in Malaysia!!! Wah fuck, damn exciting man. More exciting then international singer come Malaysia. Now ah ma, ah kong, ah pek, ah ba all also panic.
But I'll tell you who's the fucker here. It's the airport security. Lan ciao, I thought the government was so serious until they said they wanted to screen all passengers at all entry points. Newspaper somemore always show them playing with donno what cibai thermo sensor. Got what use? Instead of sitting around scratching lampar chee want see people's temperature, why didn't they do a blood test on all passengers???...especially those from the US...or Mexico.
But guess what? They fucked up. So the guy who got infected was not only in a plane with several hundreds of people, but also actually went home before he was hospitalised. In other words, they are all fucked.
Let us not forget that some of the passengers might be taking taxis back to their place. Again, taxi drivers kiong kan d. Also, some might go for the KLIA train express thing. Once again, one whole train of people tiok kan. From there some of them go hawker center eat hokkien mee. You eat hokkien mee today, tomorrow your balls fall off.
So, who is to blame for this? Can I blame everyone? Airport security is one thing but the passengers...haih..hami lanciao? You know you baru masuk from a country with the virus, why still don't wan go for voluntary blood test? It's like going to a prostitute, only to contract Aids. And going back home to have sexy time with your wife and next day she complain her cibai itchy. Then only you found out that both of you have Aids. Fuck, want go for prostitute please go take blood test before you up your wife ok? Now, health ministry trying to call back all the passengers from the same plane for testing. It's too late brader. All went home and up their wives already. Tomorrow you can expect more cases.
How to avoid/overcome? Everyday eat Maggi at home, watch Jap porn to pak chiu cheng and sleep. And don't simply go fuck anyone d. Use hand enough.
4 comments:
Hand!!!!Hand also will get infected.no life dy thx to tat guy.
This is most fucking freaking awesome post i ever since.
You da man!
And the next best thing they could do is preventing kids from wearing masks to school. HAha!
-if hands also infected then no choice...sex dolls..haha
-yoyo..thanks bro
-it's like "tak boleh pakai mask ke sekolah...sebab beri image macam terrorist"
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