It's a fucked up world

yoThe following paragraph is dedicated to all my buddies who claimed that I am a weirdo just because I don't eat cucumbers and brinjals.

Hubby had sex using cucumbers and brinjals
(http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/5/14/nation/3904162&sec=nation)

People doubted me when I mentioned that there were plenty of uses for a cucumber/brinjal and one of them includes shoving it up into a place where the sun don't shine on. I hope you guys enjoy your chicken rice with pussy flavoured cucumbers. HAR HAR HAR!!!


Which brings me on to my next topic. People are just plain weird. But wait! Let us not forget that the weirdest people in this planet are the ones from the modern/high-tech/rich countries. In fact, how powerful a country is, is directly proportional to how strange their people are.

Take for example, Japan. Economically, they're the second best country in the world after the US. They constantly come up with new technologies and look at Toyota. They're the number one automotive brand in the world now if I'm not mistaken. The Japanese are so technologically advanced that they even have toilet bowls that plays soft music to soothe your mind so that you can shit easier.

But take at a look at the Japanese. They're the weirdest bunch of people I've ever seen. They can't stop producing porn. They've even produced porn where the men shit on the women or vice versa. They stuff eels up the assholes of their women. The women sell their used underwear. They love cartoon porn. They love dressing up as cartoon porn characters. They can't lay their hands off whales. They eat raw fish. They bathe in the nude together. They probably wash each other's dicks. They invented hentai games. They fantasize consistently about their school girls. And they invented the sex doll.

I mean, how desperate must the guy who invented these dolls be? Then, you take a walk around Japan and you notice that the girls are not as what was portrayed in Jap porn. Matter of fact their girls look like :-








I can only say "Thank you God". Thank you for not putting me in such a country.

Other powerful countries with weird people will include the Koreans, who cannot forego their steaks made from dogs. The Americans who can't stop munching on burgers and fries. Let us not forget China, apparently the fastest growing country, economically. And let us not forget that this is a nation of people who believes that eating the penis of a tiger will give you good sexy time. A nation where they don't bother having doors for their public toilets. And they eat monkey brains. They eat turtles. They eat lizards. And they have imitation product for every single thing in the world. Want a cheap car that looks like a Nissan. Go China!

It's a fucked up world alrite. Comments, please and thank you!