Finally, it's here. The babi virus is finally here in Malaysia!!! Wah fuck, damn exciting man. More exciting then international singer come Malaysia. Now ah ma, ah kong, ah pek, ah ba all also panic.
But I'll tell you who's the fucker here. It's the airport security. Lan ciao, I thought the government was so serious until they said they wanted to screen all passengers at all entry points. Newspaper somemore always show them playing with donno what cibai thermo sensor. Got what use? Instead of sitting around scratching lampar chee want see people's temperature, why didn't they do a blood test on all passengers???...especially those from the US...or Mexico.
But guess what? They fucked up. So the guy who got infected was not only in a plane with several hundreds of people, but also actually went home before he was hospitalised. In other words, they are all fucked.
Let us not forget that some of the passengers might be taking taxis back to their place. Again, taxi drivers kiong kan d. Also, some might go for the KLIA train express thing. Once again, one whole train of people tiok kan. From there some of them go hawker center eat hokkien mee. You eat hokkien mee today, tomorrow your balls fall off.
So, who is to blame for this? Can I blame everyone? Airport security is one thing but the passengers...haih..hami lanciao? You know you baru masuk from a country with the virus, why still don't wan go for voluntary blood test? It's like going to a prostitute, only to contract Aids. And going back home to have sexy time with your wife and next day she complain her cibai itchy. Then only you found out that both of you have Aids. Fuck, want go for prostitute please go take blood test before you up your wife ok? Now, health ministry trying to call back all the passengers from the same plane for testing. It's too late brader. All went home and up their wives already. Tomorrow you can expect more cases.
How to avoid/overcome? Everyday eat Maggi at home, watch Jap porn to pak chiu cheng and sleep. And don't simply go fuck anyone d. Use hand enough.
Friday, May 15, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
It's a fucked up world
yoThe following paragraph is dedicated to all my buddies who claimed that I am a weirdo just because I don't eat cucumbers and brinjals.
Hubby had sex using cucumbers and brinjals
(http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/5/14/nation/3904162&sec=nation)
People doubted me when I mentioned that there were plenty of uses for a cucumber/brinjal and one of them includes shoving it up into a place where the sun don't shine on. I hope you guys enjoy your chicken rice with pussy flavoured cucumbers. HAR HAR HAR!!!
Which brings me on to my next topic. People are just plain weird. But wait! Let us not forget that the weirdest people in this planet are the ones from the modern/high-tech/rich countries. In fact, how powerful a country is, is directly proportional to how strange their people are.
Take for example, Japan. Economically, they're the second best country in the world after the US. They constantly come up with new technologies and look at Toyota. They're the number one automotive brand in the world now if I'm not mistaken. The Japanese are so technologically advanced that they even have toilet bowls that plays soft music to soothe your mind so that you can shit easier.
But take at a look at the Japanese. They're the weirdest bunch of people I've ever seen. They can't stop producing porn. They've even produced porn where the men shit on the women or vice versa. They stuff eels up the assholes of their women. The women sell their used underwear. They love cartoon porn. They love dressing up as cartoon porn characters. They can't lay their hands off whales. They eat raw fish. They bathe in the nude together. They probably wash each other's dicks. They invented hentai games. They fantasize consistently about their school girls. And they invented the sex doll.
I mean, how desperate must the guy who invented these dolls be? Then, you take a walk around Japan and you notice that the girls are not as what was portrayed in Jap porn. Matter of fact their girls look like :-
I can only say "Thank you God". Thank you for not putting me in such a country.
Other powerful countries with weird people will include the Koreans, who cannot forego their steaks made from dogs. The Americans who can't stop munching on burgers and fries. Let us not forget China, apparently the fastest growing country, economically. And let us not forget that this is a nation of people who believes that eating the penis of a tiger will give you good sexy time. A nation where they don't bother having doors for their public toilets. And they eat monkey brains. They eat turtles. They eat lizards. And they have imitation product for every single thing in the world. Want a cheap car that looks like a Nissan. Go China!
It's a fucked up world alrite. Comments, please and thank you!
Hubby had sex using cucumbers and brinjals
(http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/5/14/nation/3904162&sec=nation)
People doubted me when I mentioned that there were plenty of uses for a cucumber/brinjal and one of them includes shoving it up into a place where the sun don't shine on. I hope you guys enjoy your chicken rice with pussy flavoured cucumbers. HAR HAR HAR!!!
Which brings me on to my next topic. People are just plain weird. But wait! Let us not forget that the weirdest people in this planet are the ones from the modern/high-tech/rich countries. In fact, how powerful a country is, is directly proportional to how strange their people are.
Take for example, Japan. Economically, they're the second best country in the world after the US. They constantly come up with new technologies and look at Toyota. They're the number one automotive brand in the world now if I'm not mistaken. The Japanese are so technologically advanced that they even have toilet bowls that plays soft music to soothe your mind so that you can shit easier.
But take at a look at the Japanese. They're the weirdest bunch of people I've ever seen. They can't stop producing porn. They've even produced porn where the men shit on the women or vice versa. They stuff eels up the assholes of their women. The women sell their used underwear. They love cartoon porn. They love dressing up as cartoon porn characters. They can't lay their hands off whales. They eat raw fish. They bathe in the nude together. They probably wash each other's dicks. They invented hentai games. They fantasize consistently about their school girls. And they invented the sex doll.
I mean, how desperate must the guy who invented these dolls be? Then, you take a walk around Japan and you notice that the girls are not as what was portrayed in Jap porn. Matter of fact their girls look like :-
I can only say "Thank you God". Thank you for not putting me in such a country.
Other powerful countries with weird people will include the Koreans, who cannot forego their steaks made from dogs. The Americans who can't stop munching on burgers and fries. Let us not forget China, apparently the fastest growing country, economically. And let us not forget that this is a nation of people who believes that eating the penis of a tiger will give you good sexy time. A nation where they don't bother having doors for their public toilets. And they eat monkey brains. They eat turtles. They eat lizards. And they have imitation product for every single thing in the world. Want a cheap car that looks like a Nissan. Go China!
It's a fucked up world alrite. Comments, please and thank you!
Friday, February 20, 2009
Valentine's Day
I don't really like to talk about my day to day personal stuff so if you're wondering why am I starting a post about Valentine's day.......
SHE MADE ME DO IT (points finger at PW)
Hahahahhahaha
But honestly, we nearly didn't celebrate Valentine's this year because I was in Johor during that week and she was working in KL. However I decided to give her a surprise and the only day I could do it was on the 13th....which means I have to get home before 4pm....where I can put my plan to action. You guys have no idea how much thinking I had to go through before I decided to drive back to KL on the 13th. One side of me really wants to celebrate the special day with her while a small side of me wants to save the money and relax in Johor.
Obviously, commercialism won. I had to go back. Because apparently people in this world only choose the 14th of Feb to show their love. It's like saying I don't really love you for 364 days, but I'll love you that extra bit just for one day.
So I got back, bought some cupcakes, bought some flowers. Left the cupcake in her room with a message, apologising for not being able to make it back during the weekend and that there's a bigger present in my room ---> me and the god-expensive flowers.
Still thinking that I was in Johor, she casually walked into my room and surprise surprise. She kept smiling and jumping up and down. Like a little girl. Can't forget that image. And all this happened on the 13th.
On the 14th, we had a Japanese dinner. Oh, by the way, if you happen to be at the new Tropicana Mall and you happen to see a nice looking Japanese restaurant, stay clear. You have been warned. Went back to Johor on the 15th.
Was it worth it? To see her so happy like that, of course!
---No pics for now. Upload later.---
SHE MADE ME DO IT (points finger at PW)
Hahahahhahaha
But honestly, we nearly didn't celebrate Valentine's this year because I was in Johor during that week and she was working in KL. However I decided to give her a surprise and the only day I could do it was on the 13th....which means I have to get home before 4pm....where I can put my plan to action. You guys have no idea how much thinking I had to go through before I decided to drive back to KL on the 13th. One side of me really wants to celebrate the special day with her while a small side of me wants to save the money and relax in Johor.
Obviously, commercialism won. I had to go back. Because apparently people in this world only choose the 14th of Feb to show their love. It's like saying I don't really love you for 364 days, but I'll love you that extra bit just for one day.
So I got back, bought some cupcakes, bought some flowers. Left the cupcake in her room with a message, apologising for not being able to make it back during the weekend and that there's a bigger present in my room ---> me and the god-expensive flowers.
Still thinking that I was in Johor, she casually walked into my room and surprise surprise. She kept smiling and jumping up and down. Like a little girl. Can't forget that image. And all this happened on the 13th.
On the 14th, we had a Japanese dinner. Oh, by the way, if you happen to be at the new Tropicana Mall and you happen to see a nice looking Japanese restaurant, stay clear. You have been warned. Went back to Johor on the 15th.
Was it worth it? To see her so happy like that, of course!
---No pics for now. Upload later.---
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